practicallypoetic

and the award for “male actor who needs to haul his ass into a whole shitton more chick flicks immediately ASAP now/yesterday” also known as the “get the fuck in my pants right the fuck now” award goes to…. ryan reynolds!!!!

#salivating

and the award for “male actor who needs to haul his ass into a whole shitton more chick flicks immediately ASAP now/yesterday” also known as the “get the fuck in my pants right the fuck now” award goes to…. ryan reynolds!!!!

#salivating

(Source: hellyeahryanreynolds)

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

keepingitconceptual:

emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

And its taste is actually really disgusting on top of the huge steaming pile of misogyny. I don’t know if the two are related, but better to treat it as if the misogyny is literally poisoning the drink. Safer for everyone that way.

(via savkobresia)